What Would I Do to Your Wife?
Take a good guess at what your wife would love me to come and do to her!
Here is a scenario that I have been subjected to numerous times: a husband/boyfriend presents me with a cute photo of his wife/girlfriend. Nothing wrong about that. I like looking at photos of lovely women, except I’m not into masturbating at photos of lovely women; why masturbate when you can fuck? After we make several exchanges, then comes the self-serving question that I often dread:
“What would you do to my wife?”
Quite a puzzling question this is, and it is one that usually vexes me to the point that my obvious response that I want to give comes in the form of a retort: “What the fuck would you think I’d want to do to your wife? Come over and sing her a lullaby? I’m coming to fuck your wife, that’s what I want to do. That’s my sole purpose. That’s the fucking reason you reached out to me in the first place. Anymore fucking questions?”
You’d think that would be enough to dissuade them from bombarding me with further dumb questions; on the contrary, it sometimes entices them to go even further: “How would you fuck her?”
That’s another question that infuriates me. How about I intended to answer such senile question in the first place? Does the husband expect me to draw him a diagram reveal my intended action(s) with his wife in his bed? Do these so-called husbands assume that this is some job application I’m applying for? Even if it were so, I didn’t go looking for them and their wives.
I would even presume that majority of such husbands asking me these questions really haven’t the faintest idea what it means to partake in a cuckold relationship. For one thing, many of them are dabbling into this without the consent of their wives/girlfriends tagging along. Not to say that such isn’t allowed, however, this lifestyle involves a party of three: the wife, the husband (cuck), and then there’s the lover (bull). To deviate from this circle is to no longer consider it a cuckold relationship.
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